Bizco comedy

1. In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough .

If you think I’m lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see.


2. She fell in love with an electrician and got shockedπŸ€”.
She fell in love with a fisherman and got hooked.πŸ˜€
Now she is in love with a trotro driver  what do you think gonna happen to her?

3. Even it's been long i pass out from #Sec_Sch I still cannot forget that "A #Noun is a name of person animals plate of beans" πŸ˜‚

4. Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "Ive lost my dad!"   The policeman said, "Whats he like?"   Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

5. Science students please what's the formula to remove salt from stew I just cooked rubbish

6. *Our dear ladies please why do you take pictures with your tongues out, what are you trying to lick.?*

Our internet bundle abi?

7. My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

8. Those days if you want to kiss a girl, she'll be shy and be like '' Austin '' you sure, i won't get pregnant if you kiss me? But today try kissing a girl... Just one kiss her hand is already in your trouser searching for uncle Moses rod.

Read Joke; Emy and is Dad🀣🀣🀣

9. You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish...   Stop thinking so far and wild, it's just an orange. You all have bad minds

10. So I wasted my transport from Rivers state to Lagos only to find out I was chatting with an 11yrs old girlπŸ˜•πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. Our street transformer is very dirty... Am going there to wash it with water and soap now
I hate dirty things.

Who go join me??

12. If someone is looking at your phone when you are in a bus

Just put on your front camera to let them see their face😁😁😁

13. If Satan start distributing money on a road side now, you will see some girls  calling him "satanisco santo my guyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In 9ja movies, a poor boy will meet a rich girl by the road side and repair her car, then they will call in Love......... For 3hrs now, I've been standing by the roadside, still no spoilt carπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€¨πŸ˜’

15. Hmmm....wahala dey o!

A girl used her dad's picture as her WhatsApp DP. One of her friends saw it and asked d girl. "So u also know this yeye man? He hates using condom and doesn't even pay well"*🀣🀣😨😨😨😱😱

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