RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 1

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RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 1

Bizco comedy


1. In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough .

If you think I’m lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see.

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2. She fell in love with an electrician and got shockedπŸ€”.
She fell in love with a fisherman and got hooked.πŸ˜€
Now she is in love with a trotro driver  what do you think gonna happen to her?

3. Even it's been long i pass out from #Sec_Sch I still cannot forget that "A #Noun is a name of person animals plate of beans" πŸ˜‚

4. Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "Ive lost my dad!"   The policeman said, "Whats he like?"   Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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5. Science students please what's the formula to remove salt from stew I just cooked rubbish
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6. *Our dear ladies please why do you take pictures with your tongues out, what are you trying to lick.?*

Our internet bundle abi?
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7. My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

8. Those days if you want to kiss a girl, she'll be shy and be like '' Austin '' you sure, i won't get pregnant if you kiss me? But today try kissing a girl... Just one kiss her hand is already in your trouser searching for uncle Moses rod.

Read Joke; Emy and is Dad🀣🀣🀣

9. You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish...   Stop thinking so far and wild, it's just an orange. You all have bad minds
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10. So I wasted my transport from Rivers state to Lagos only to find out I was chatting with an 11yrs old girlπŸ˜•πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. Our street transformer is very dirty... Am going there to wash it with water and soap now
I hate dirty things.

Who go join me??

12. If someone is looking at your phone when you are in a bus

Just put on your front camera to let them see their face😁😁😁

13. If Satan start distributing money on a road side now, you will see some girls  calling him "satanisco santo my guyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. 
In 9ja movies, a poor boy will meet a rich girl by the road side and repair her car, then they will call in Love......... For 3hrs now, I've been standing by the roadside, still no spoilt carπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€¨πŸ˜’

15. Hmmm....wahala dey o!

A girl used her dad's picture as her WhatsApp DP. One of her friends saw it and asked d girl. "So u also know this yeye man? He hates using condom and doesn't even pay well"*🀣🀣😨😨😨😱😱


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