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JOKES PART 1

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1. If she says "I love you" during sex just keep in mind that she is talking to the penis.... not to you.
If you know
You know
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2. Girls only fart around guys they love.. So if you never heard your girl fart.. I got news for you my brother..
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3. Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded...it's not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods
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4. Some girls will be thinking they're getting younger just because they are light skinned and still beautiful. May God open your eyes to see how old you are my sisters.....
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5. Blessed are those boys that have no girlfriend for they shall enjoy their pocket money
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6. Someone just told a girl that she’s so ugly even if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive
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, 7. " IT'S better you keep silent, because anything you say will be use against you in the court of law " Move it
That is the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently
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8. This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for 1million naira,can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals
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9.Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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10.Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don't allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do? Sit at home and
download the husband?*
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11.The devil that make everyone fall asleep in
Church and Mosque is the same devil that
keeps them awake at night clubs
Devil is Real
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12.Please for those of u
Studying Nursing, Pharmacy
& Medicine at what level
Do they start teaching u people
Bad handwriting?
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13: Life after being forgiven for cheating is hard…You can’t even suggest a new sex position
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14:Avoid guyz dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship.
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15:have you eaten, Nigerians relationship can not survive without this question
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16: imaging that awkward silence when Abraham and Isaac were walking home after he tried to sacrifice him..
Abraham," i love you son"
Isaac"make you no tell me that shit
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17: i mistakenly send my Pastor a porn video ten minutes later he replied thank you my son you understand the weather
God biko forgive for I dunno wat I spoken
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18: girls name on Facebook
American girl: Adriana Cole
Japanese girl:Natasha jin s√ľng
Nigeria girl: Itz Dah sexy Pweedy Curvy ass chocolate slay Queen is a bae Emprezz*
sister are you ok
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19:Welcome to Nigeria the only country where people reduced the volume of the T.V to smell if something is burning
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20 :if you don't know how to laugh better go and learn which one "kikikikikiki" are you starting a generator?
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21:Dating a slim guy is cool but not until you remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer
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22:you can not use Fainting to play with Muslim's before you wake up,Bloom they've buried you
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23: dear guys if you want to test the power of a woman try pulling her trouser when she already know that she is wearing a dirty pant she will fight until she dies
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24:Dating a short girl is really good but not until you enter bus Dem tell you Oga pls lap your daughter
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25:Nigerian goats will be staring at you as if you look familiar,you will even start suspecting your self
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26:Some girls will not kill me oo which one is Happy engagement dear more Rings to your finger
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27:if not poverty what else will make a Nigerian girl to be arguing that Second hand clothes (Okrika)is better than new one
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29:all those girls sleeping naked, continue ooo when rat will give you belle you wil now say that Itz ur innocent bf that's responsible
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30:you will be the most wicked person on earth after reading this post and refuse to and comment Below.


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