RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 5
2. I want to marry a woman that will come home and see me in bed with another woman and say "Hmm! My husband, you 're enjoying oo😋😋😋
3. Poverty can make you wake up by 2am in the night, Open your window and shout!!
"Who did I offend" and then go back to bed
4. You are shouting '2020 is my year of harvest'
Did you plant anything in 2019?🙂🙂🙂
5. January is the best time to pay bride price, right now families will accept anything🤣🤣🤣
6. When I'm mad at my Bae, I also remove her from my "Bluetooth paired device" list
7. Emmanuel means (God is with us)
Emmanuella means (God is with us wella wella)🙃🙃🙃
8. 3 witches wished
3wishes, but which
witch knows which
wish which witch
wish?😕😕😕
9. Bros, stop deceiving yourself thinking you have six packs...
All those things na strong Eba wey no gree digest😲😲😲🤣🤣
10. Some think am single
Some think am dating
Don't worry, stop thinking because even me self no know
11. Even if they say alcohol has HIV, some guys will still drink it with condom🤣🙈🙈
12. Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didn't wake up one day and became world best players , they trained so long ...... So if your wife is good in bed , my brother that is not good news , she trained for a long time under different coaches
🏃🏃🏃🏃
13. My brother, take her phone! Go to WhatsApp and search for "I Love you too" Thank me later when you survive heart attack
14. My genotype is AA that means i can marry SS,AS,NTA,PDP,APC,GOTV, FB, AIT, CAC or am I lying????
15. You are looking for a handsome and rich guy while your father is ugly and poor
My sister, Be humble like your mother please
16. You are traveling to go & Fornicate and you are praying for Journey mercies, Nothing Angel Michael no go see for prayer department
17. Whenever you feel like giving up in life, remember my neighbor that is still paying wedding loan even after divorce
18. To whom it may Concern..
Aunty, Loose your Christmas hair naa💇💇💇
19. Never feel bad for taking someone's girlfriend, some boys don't deserve good girls🙉🙉🙉
20. Beyonce worth $350 million, sold over 1 million albums & won 22 Grammy awards but still forgive Jay Z when he cheated on her..But you that have 2 pants and 3 bras you won't allow us to rest😢😢😢
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